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PMQ’s this week was an utter disaster for Milliband – he is really not having a good time of late, is he? Not that he was ever or will be up to the job of leader of the official opposition.

And of course the Ed Balls papers and the revelations contained therein have completely scuppered his prospects of taking over. A mate of Wilt’s who is an avid labourite (a former general election candidate) who Wilt loves to wind up down at the pub, stated that Balls was never in contention anyway.

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However, Guido Fawkes has again unearthed a little snippet of information here about the other Ed’s very poor performance at PMQ’s, here:  http://order-order.com/2011/06/15/labour-cancer-stitch-up-unravels/

There is more effective opposition from the Lib Dems – now who would have guessed that?

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You see, Wilt is a bit of a simple bloke really. OK, he may have gone to Oxbridge and is Conservative in relation to his politics but his roots are very humble having been raised in a small terraced cottage with an outside loo and no running hot water and indeed no bathroom.

Watchful will be amazed to learn that at one time Wilt was left of left having being taken under the wing of some Trotskyite mad fella, also Oxbridge educated. Believe it not Wilt would go to picket lines, supported the miners’ strikes in the 1970’s and was even known to have long hair and hitch hiked to the Reading Festival and Glastonbury – he even dabbled with some illegal substances but like Bill Clinton he never inhaled – mmmmmm.

Even more amazing was that Wilt was to become a fully paid up trade union member and not only an activist but a senior shop steward. Wilt reflects, what might have become of him had he continued in that way?

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Well, here is the answer: http://order-order.com/2011/06/15/nothing-is-too-good-for-the-workers/

‘Mad Boy’ Bob Crow is obviously living the high life in Mayfair. Mind you his £2555,000 per year salary would allow him such a luxury as a £650.00 lunch. Wilt must have taken a wrong turn in his career choice at some point.

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Fucking unbelievable!

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Actually Wilt thinks he did make the right choice – at least his six figure income is well earned, is looking in far better shape than Crow (despite Crow being a lot younger) and can look at himself in the mirror without feeling he has got to his position in life without shafting trade union members – all be it many trade union leaders need a good shafting, preferably with a red hot poker.

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Oh dear – Ed Balls is having a hard time. He of the surname reflecting something spherical and in the plural has been found out: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13736406

It could not happen to a nicer bloke – he remains looking like an evil bastard, something akin to Damien out of that film The Omen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen

Obviously someone within the Labour ranks have it in for him – no doubt Blairites.

Obviously Mr Brown (Gordon ‘Nokia’) did not come out looking too good either. Boy did Wilt have a jolly good chuckle. It however gets worse.

Meanwhile the two Milliband’s and the Labour party overall are not having a good time: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13741517 The internal feuds’ within Labour and a piss poor leadership from Ed is making them a laughing stock. Ed Milliband needs to keep a careful eye on his right wing brother David seeking to dominate the game while his (so called) team mate Ed ‘Ferkin’ Balls has been effectively put ‘offside’ in his over ambitious efforts to catch the eye of the supporters at the football venue. It sounds like a yellow card for Balls whilst the other Milliband (David) has decided to take a ‘wait and see’ position on the field.

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Meanwhile the conservatives, playing mostly right and centre are in the possession of the ball (and got Balls by the balls) and are falteringly driving down the pitch to the Labour party goalposts – regrettably their left wing Lib Dems are either not playing ball or have forgotten whether they are playing up field or downfield, or indeed what field. They appear more concerned with whether the team Trainer and Medics have the correct focus.

Team captain Ed in the mean time seems to have lost the plot, and his goalie, and is having to look left and right to ensure that the team are on form, supportive of his tactics (sic) but as a consequence has lost sight of the ball. Of course Ed never really got the full backing of the team support club; indeed the majority would really have preferred to have had David as team captain.

Ah well, all that captain Dave (Cameron) needs to do now is to sort out the Lib Dem aspect of the team – then we will see some real football.

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Not that Wilt even likes football.

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As predicted, Elizabeth Calleja of Leamington Spa, is accessing Regulator Watch above her normal average of three times per day to 4 – 5 times per day from her Android telephone. How not remarkable! She is so predictable, she is like clockwork and equally as uninspiring.

Her latest efforts are to trawl Regulator Watch daily, going through each section one by one in (we suspect) the desire to put together a portfolio of all the postings that refer to her. She was however particularly fascinated by the post ‘squeezed’ upon which she spent nearly 30 minutes – she thinks she may have some clues to the identity of Wilt but in reality nothing will identify Wilt as he is very well defended, thank you.

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What is wonderful, because of her use of a mobile phone, every time she access’s Regulator Watch her location shows up because of the network of mobile phone towers within the UK. It is like snail slime that one might observe on the patio which leads you to the offending garden slug without a house on its back. It is obvious she does not care – such is her arrogance.

As predicted by Wilt and company, and especially by friends in Salop, the woman will not give up. Let us not forget that she has been hitherto and remains determined to destroy certain individuals, see here: http://regulatorwatch.co.uk/2009/10/a-bit-of-a-bully-x-2/ She now knows not to contact Pixelmakers and try to bully them.

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Guido and Wilt are at one on this issue: http://order-order.com/2011/06/06/the-war-on-pilgrims-goes-international/ as are the vast majority of sensible thinking people – which obviously excludes those full-time paid union officials at public expense.

Now if the unions want full time officials then we suggest that they pay them themselves and then we will see what the membership might think.

Meanwhile poor old Vince Cable http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8559306/Vince-Cable-heckled-at-union-conference.html is taking on his own war of words with the unions. He threatens new laws against strike action. Bring it on says Wilt.

What is the point of striking? There will be, as Wilt has long predicted, huge cuts in non-jobs, a realistic pension scheme, a freeze (i.e. cut) in salaries and a severe curtailment of outlandish conditions of service.

Before you know it, there will be some kind of equality between the public and private sectors.

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Wilt being a businessman, not a trade union member and unable to claim sick pay or take paid holidays believes these civil servants and local authority persons to have taken the piss for too long. Furthermore, Wilt has to finance his own office costs, heating/lighting and his own pension fund – neither does he have (as do public servants) a whole infrastructure of publicly funded finance officers/accountants to sort out his accounts, payments of wages and sort the tax return. Wilt does all that, at his expense/own time, in addition to the day job.

These public servants need a good dose of reality. That will cure them.

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It could only be a Brummy who would be foolhardy enough to name their boat Titanic II. What an utter Dork. See the article here:  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8559138/Titanic-II-sinks-on-maiden-voyage.html

You could not make it up.

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Wilt has seen these Apache Helicopters in a fleet of five doing manoeuvres and are an impressive piece of kit. You would not wish to be in opposition to these guys as you will certainly be dead meat:  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/04/apache-helicopters-strike-libya-targets

Gaddafi must be shitting himself by now – we can but hope.

Some wise generals have defected to Italy and are no doubt cutting deals to avoid prosecution for war crimes.

Mind you Hess, Goebbels and Hermann Göring et al thought they might cut a deal too. Goebbels simply committed suicide, both Hess and Göring were put to trial and convicted, the latter cheating the hangman by suicide and the former died in Spandau a very old man. Others were found not guilty or also committed to prison, but the majority were hung. Good.

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The scale of atrocities in Libya may not equal the Nazi wide scale abuse of human rights (in the several millions) across Europe but the effect is still the same There are injured, bereaved mothers/fathers/grandparents, sisters/brothers/cousins, and orphaned children across Libya.

Meanwhile Mladic: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/charges-are-monstrous-says-defiant-mladic-on-his-first-day-in-court-2292825.html remains in custody, and Wilt suspects, he will die in the Hague. Not a bad place to die it has to be said, it is a beautiful city. However we do hope he dies in pain, in defence of ‘his people and country.’ Not of course that he is on trial – utter pillock.

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Do not be fooled by these photographs in the Mail article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1394188/Gary-Lineker-appears-hug-joy-spends-day-beach-bikini-babe-wife-Danielle.html

This is really Wilt! Oh yes Wilt in disguise. You see, Wilt is so infamous that he has to be in disguise – those muscles only come through hard work and a healthy lifestyle; Mrs Wilt is looking rather fit too – mmmmm!

OK – well Wilt can have his fantasies too. He looks abit more like this picture to the left.

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It was inevitable that the focus on MPs expenses would turn to the expenses of civil servants and local government officers. The Telegraph are on a run with this latest attack of those high living officers: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8555445/Civil-servants-spend-25m-on-credit-cards-including-luxury-hotels-fine-dining-and-golf-trips.html

If there is truth in some of these claims then like MPs and Peers some of these civil servants and town hall geeks should be investigated by the police. It makes the blood boil.

We will see how this story develops.

Council Housing

Meanwhile council/housing association tenants who earn more than £100,000 are set to lose their rent subsidised homes: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8555223/Rich-to-lose-their-subsidised-council-homes.html

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Sounds like a good idea to me, especially if it hits the likes of that mad twat Bob Crow of the RMT union who, wait for it, earns more than £140,000 – and no doubt he has a union credit card for expenses.

Taxpayer Funded Union Officials

Talking of trade unions the Tax Payers Alliance (Wilt is a member) are pursuing a number of campaigns including the ridiculous position where full time trade union officials are paid for by employers – e.g. the NHS and local authorities. See an example here: http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/grassroots/2011/05/union-funding-tameside-council-rockets-48.html

London 2012 Tickets

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Another TPA campaign is to pursue those local authorities, quango and central government departments who have purchased London 2012 at taxpayers’ expense. See the article here:  http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/waste/2011/06/tickets-olympic-games-councils-quangos-snapping.html

The TPA are asking people to undertake a Freedom of Information request to their local council – details and a pro-forma can be found on the link above.

London Mayor

Of course the only sensible candidate is Boris – red Ken would be a nightmare but there is an equally nightmarish option of Lembit: http://order-order.com/2011/06/03/lembit-for-london-lumbering-along/

Some people just do not get it – do they? Wilt once had the unfortunate experience of bumping into Lembit in a hotel bar, along with several other political figures following a Question Time programme that was held in Llandudno in North Wales – Wilt was chairing a Tribunal hearing and was put up at the same hotel where David Dimbleby et al were also staying. Lembit was as much as a pillock as he looks/sounds.

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If Lembit gets in as Mayor (very unlikely) it would be time to pack your bags and emigrate to Mount Etna; if Ken gets in try emigrating to North Korea – their left wing views are a little less extreme!

Conditions of Service

As Wilt predicted some time ago the next phase of attack on central and local government is the ridiculous conditions of service offered to staff, not least sick pay: see the Mail article here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1394106/Civil-service-sick-pay-Francis-Maude-pledges-end-archaic-benefits-system.html

The Government is dismantling pensions, pay, expenses and now sick pay – next holiday entitlement, which also needs examining. I know Watchful will see red – sorry mate.

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That is a pick of the news while Wilt has been away.

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From Our Hotel Desk

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Well the business meal went very well. More work on the way it seems, which is fortunate as Wilt is joining the general boycott of expert evidence work in the UK over the protest of the setting of a £30 per hour fee by the Legal Services Commission (legal aid). £30 per hour is nowhere near the worth of Wilt.

Indeed he had an email today suggesting an assessment in Germany of a total of £2500.00 inclusive of expenses – fuck that for a laugh. It is not worth getting out of bed for, let alone paying out of his own pocket the cost of flights and hotel accommodation and spending hours of fieldwork, research, analysis and report writing. Offer £7000.00 and Wilt might just give it a glance. What is wrong with these people?

Anyway, time for bed – it is gone midnight here and after a very early UK start this morning I am knackered. Tomorrow a couple of appointments and the a relaxing night before flying home Saturday.

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Meanwhile, we note the post from Salopian but also that it seems, for reasons unclear, that Regulator Watch has gone viral – huge increase in traffic. Brilliant!

Oh, and after a dip in attendance Calleja is also back with a vengeance – once yesterday and 4 times so far today!

Goodnight zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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