Guido has it in for Huhne

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And who could blame him – Huhne is a sleazy little bastard; something equivalent to Ed Balls, the most hated MP among MPs and the general public. http://order-order.com/2011/05/10/laws-guilty/

Likewise David Laws – another sleazebag who reputedly devised a cunning plan to pay his lover £40,000 in rent to avoid it being known that his landlord was his partner. http://order-order.com/2011/05/10/laws-guilty/ Of course he could just have not claimed any rent expenses, which would have avoided both a demand upon the public purse and avoid attention to the fact that he was shagging (or vice versa or both) his boyfriend.

Laws claims he was saving public expense – presumably because he was not renting separately his own place. Mmmmmmm!

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Does he think Wilt and the general public fell out of their tree yesterday? What a fucking Dork.

There is little doubt the guy is bright, very able and committed to the coalition (Tory led) agenda, and gay – does that give him the right to offend public intelligence?

It is being suggested http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13347619 that Laws was being ‘cute’ rather than deceiving in a way to gain unlawfully at public expense – well Wilt disagrees; he just simply could not have made a claim at all – he is independently wealthy.

Another whitewash in process.

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We just love it (the picture and caption) from Guido.

OK, this is not good: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13329634 It is similarly reported in the Telegraph who first reported on it: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8501369/Public-sector-pay-soaring-out-of-control.html

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It is just unacceptable. And of course, who is to blame – fucking Gordon Brown. Grrrrr!

The Tory Government (sorry coalition) need to get this sorted, big time. It is outrageous that any local/central government (sick leave) and gold plated pension lacklustre officer can Lord it over the much hard working and accountable private sector worker – it is a joke not very funny.

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The entire sector of local government should be on a commission only basis, i.e. not providing direct services and commissioning officers on a maximum salary of £20,000 per year, and a Chief Executive on £30,000 per year. The private and third sector (voluntary sector – otherwise private sector by another name) can then determine their own charging.

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What a result – the local elections and AV referendum we mean.

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Not quite the grubbing that all (including Wilt) expected for the Tories but certainly the unexpected complete failure of Labour led by Ed Milliband to capitalise on the biggest budget cuts in living memory. As for the Lib Dems – even Micky Mouse could have predicted their grubbing. And what bad losers they are – they blame the Tories for failure. Mmmmmmm!

There is point putting in this article links to press reports of the debacle of this 2011 election – where would one start? The plethora of media coverage defies any effort to know where to begin.

Of course Scotland had a particularly spectacular night with the SNP gaining a majority assembly at Holyrood (http://www.scottish.parliament.uk/vli/holyrood/index.htm) whilst in Wales Labour were denied their hopes of a majority by gains by the Conservatives in north Wales – excellent. Interesting political times ahead, we think.

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Nick Clegg et al are going to be more assertive – I can see David Cameron and Osborne trembling in their boots, not.

The Lib Dems were only ever ‘cannon fodder’ in the political battles of the UK. As Wilt earlier predicted at the beginning of this coalition, David Cameron was not to be trusted or underestimated in the bloody fields of political battle – he has played a very intelligent game plan as a wolf in sheep’s clothing and successfully found that ‘third way’ attributed to Tony Blair by appeasing the far right and liberal Conservative constituency. Beware if you think Cameron is anyone’s fool.

Clegg et al (and idiots like Chris Huhne) walked into Government in desperation and blinkered – and they now pay the price. Who do they think they are fooling by mouthing silly threats of becoming more restraining of Tory ‘Thatcherism’ and full on realignment of State services? They knew their bedfellows very well – the Tories were not only the least bad coalition partners but in fact the better partners after the utter failure of Brown as Prime Minister. The Lib Dems are an utter joke in political terms and their suffering will continue. They are locked into a regime from which they cannot extract themselves.

Looking forward, Cameron will have a commanding mandate not only over Government policy and legislation, but also in the House and in particular PM Questions – Milliband might as well not bother to attend. Indeed it is not without question whether he should just go – perhaps brother David (who should have won the vote) might yet find his calling a reality.

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As for Clegg, he should be reminded that ‘nipping’ at the heels of his master might just result in serious tooth loss – we can but hope!

We salute Cameron (call me Dave) – a job well done sir. Oxbridge brings its advantages, as Wilt knows only too well. It is called a good classic education in PPE.

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Well, Wilt has been to vote – no to AV and for a party lead by a man with a surname beginning with C – and it is not Clegg.

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On the vexed issue of the voting system in the UK, you know AV, Wilt is advising voters to reject alternatives to a reasonably good system of electing Parliament (or your local council). Now I know the current system might elect total fucking twats into office (not least those in/facing prison for fraud) such as Plaskitt, but it also gets rid of them too.

Wilt is definitely no to AV.

There are lots of technical arguments for and against AV but let’s face it chaps, do you really trust Nick Clegg and the Liberals? What fucking use have the Liberals been other than to act as a platform for necessary Tory reform? And how, in light of their policy ditching (e.g. student fees) might they fair in the next local government elections, we wonder? Not well we suspect.

AV is a scandal, and if the British public are stupid enough to vote for it, Wilt will definitely be settling offshore with his stash, together with Salty Dog.

As per usual Wilt will be up all night on 5^th – 6^th May watching the results, together no doubt with David Dimbelby et al on the BBC. Not so long ago Wilt shook hands with and had a brief chat with David in the bar of a rather well furnished hotel in north Wales where we were both residing for the night – boy was his suite well cut, and taller than I thought he might be. Wilt must get his suites from Savile Row in the future; Wilt felt undressed in his own (albeit off the peg) very smart suite. The bastard, however, never bought me a drink. He was too besotted by is 30 something bean pole (former assistant) partner and offspring. The old man obviously still has some spunk in him.

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It all comes down to taste and experience – I do NOT want AV, thank you. I like my politics raw and aggressive, not of course that you would ever guess that!

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Oh look what we have rediscovered: http://www.spectator.co.uk/essays/all/3061606/after-baby-p-the-crisis-in-child-foster-care.thtml

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This article in the Spectator in 2008 reads like a fairy tale, of wonder woman ‘Sarah’ (Elizabeth Calleja) in her battle against injustice! Absolute and utter tosh.

As usual, Calleja only tells half truths and slips in a few untruths – she is dissembling like a good politician.

You will of course note that the Spectator Assistant Editor (Mary Wakefield) did not trouble herself in checking out the story before going to print. What did Tom, Dick and Harriet have to say; or Madge for that matter? What were the views of the police, NCSC/CSCI or Ofsted? Could they offer a more balanced appraisal? The answer is of course yes, but it was inconvenient to do so – otherwise there was no story, or fairy tale. An inconvenient truth might emerge.

Now, you would expect that a publication such as the Spectator would publish evidenced research – would you not? They neither do justice to the case of Calleja (not that she has one), to those accused of serious professional misconduct or to journalism.

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What of course is fact is that Calleja considers herself to be and promulgates the idea that she is an innocent victim. She is neither innocent nor a victim, but the inconvenient truth is that she victimises others – has anyone else been arrested by the police and placed on bail for several months under suspicion of harassment? Now that is a very inconvenient and arresting fact, is it not? See this: http://regulatorwatch.co.uk/2011/03/infamy-infamy/

Oh, and that big black file that Calleja/Wakefield have – we know of a police officer who would like to see it, together with the High Court in Birmingham who were told by Calleja that she held no records that could be disclosed in a defamation claim. Unlike Calleja who routinely claims to be a lawyer herself, we are not lawyers but we think that, in light of that big black folder, it might emerge yet that Elizabeth committed perjury in her signed Court statement (and not the draft version she sent to the GSCC). And such offences tend to carry fairly heavy prison terms, do they not Lord Archer? See here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1424501.stm

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Callejia will, putting it mildly, create fictional documents, although not in any way that the police cannot instantly detect.

It is also very odd that a woman who the Spectator (and other publishers) choose to award anonymity to, is probably the best known litigant/vexatious pain in the arse known to central/local government and a multitude of Quango. For gawd sake, we all know who she is and why try to protect her? The public have a right to know which Dorks cause massive deployment of publicly funded resources in examining ‘non-essential’ and irrelevant issues – for goodness sake Calleja is irrelevant, her cause even less so. Even so, she spares no blushes when it comes to naming and shaming others from her ‘Big Black File’ ( and several more like it we are adsvised) – that is why we have no reservation about naming the TWAT.

In UK law, you face your accuser – face up Elizabeth or desist from your pathetic, stale and sorry efforts to be the Fairy Queen – no glass slipper would fit your fat foot, honest. An inconvenient fact, we think, princess.

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If readers wish to further identify Calleja go here for a PUBLIC record: http://www.192.com/atoz/people/calleja/elizabeth/

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We predict an 18 month to two year tear jail term for this rather large piggy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12996049 (BBC)

and http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8435692/MPs-expenses-former-minister-Elliot-Morley-pleads-guilty-to-dishonestly-claiming-32000.html (The Telegraph).

See also (The Mail) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374509/Elliot-Morley-MPs-Expenses-Former-Labour-MP-Parliaments-biggest-expenses-cheat-admitting-fiddling-32-000.html

Strange but true Guido is as yet silent on the issue: http://order-order.com/

Mind you, what is there to say? MPs going to prison are two a penny these days!

The very arrogant Morley is best advised to get a good supply of KY Jelly in his kitbag. Mind you he will be familiar with that product as he has been fucking the public for years.

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The utter twat deserves all that he gets, and more.

And what is happening on that investigation regarding dune boy ex-MP Plaskitt, we wonder? He and his dodgy insurance claims for a new bathroom, and other matters.

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Here is an interesting article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12952334

It seems ‘Sarah’s Law’ has worked – good, in fact brilliant. What was a worry was the anonymous fathers story of his suspicions of a bloke befriending his son. Creepy!

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And another Twat becomes a cost to the public purse as former MP Jim Devine begins a 16 month jail term for fraud. Far better we think to dump him on a remote North Atlantic island and leave him up to his own devices, shivering and wet with rain and open to the elements without shelter – in other words suffer you bastard.

Meanwhile, Wilt will drink a toast to Devine from his warm home, comfortable north Wales holiday place and on his boat Wilt III – as well as other places overseas where Wilt resides occasionally on business, or holidays.

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Don’t bend over in the shower Jim – you might get more than you bargained for! Mind you, he fucked the public and so anything he gets whilst in prison is only poetic justice.

Next – Lord Warwick will be delivered a sentence. An utter twat of the first order we think, and of course aligns himself in that area where Calleja resides. The county where it is self evident that at least four frauds frequent its environs, or associate themselves with it. Unlike Wiltshire where Wilt et al live.

First that twat with the false medals, second former MP Plaskitt (and his dodgy expenses claims), third Elizabeth Calleja (just a general fraud) and now fourth Lord Warwick – each will have a case to answer in all good time.

The BBC have their article here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12918742

Guido here: http://order-order.com/2011/03/31/16-months-for-devine/

The Mail here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371871/Former-Labour-MP-Jim-Devine-jailed-16-months-fiddling-expenses.html

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And no doubt in time on the Telegraph website here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/?source=refresh

Meanwhile Wilt is off for lunch with those despot retired social workers – it will again cost him a fucking fortune; it is however tax deductable as it is recorded as a professional’s conference!

Brilliant.

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