Once upon a time a little very poor shepherd girl of no means, even less brain cells and a passion for self promotion, called “wolf.”

There was in fact no wolf, at all!

“But I live in the “Kingdom of Plaskitt in the Borough of Leamington Spa – I own a hovel there, you know”, she claims. “Thus you know the truth according to the King”, she asserts.

“But madam,” the civil servant claims – “truly there is no wolf in these parts, you are surely mistaken I submit.”

“Mistaken” (“MISTAKEN” echoes King Plaskitt) says the little shepherd girl – “I see a wolf indeed I do, indeed several who are about to devour me and eat me all up.”

“And do these beasts of devouring flesh have names”, asks the Civil Servant? “Oh yes” interjects Mr Plaskitt, King of Warwick and Leamington (as was). “They are Henderson, Williams and numerous others such as the NCSC/CSCI, Happen Fostercare and a whole host of others who generally have it in for my subject.”

“Really?” replies the bemused civil servant. “It is that bad?”

“Oh yes” says the little shepherd girl – these wolves are fearsome and intend to do me harm.”

“But why little Shepherd Girl would that be?”

Little Shepherd Girl – “don’t ask fucking technical questions – besides King Plaskitt tells you what to do.”

Civil Servant – “but King Plaskitt and Little Shepherd Girl, I see no wolves, although I shall smite any who remotely look like a wolf, any who indeed might have the name Henderson or Williams, just in case. Because the King and the ugly princess order it – I will send out the forces of the GSCC, Ofsted and any other stupid fucking idiots willing to listen i.e. jobsworths”

Little Shepherd Girl – “I am not ugly!”

Civil Servant – “Correct, I was wrong, you are both ugly and fucking evil bastards!”

“But what about the wolves” exclaims the little shepherd girl?

Civil Servant – “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest of us all?”

Civil Servant – “take a look you ugly bastard – see a wolf?”

Little Girl – “yes but what about the wolf?”

King Plaskitt – yes but what about the wolf?”

Civil Servant – “let us begin at the beginning……..”

Civil Servant – “the little girl got eaten by the wolf because s/he (the wolf) got very fed up being demonised for otherwise behaving themselves very professionally; little girl gets churned through the gut of wolf and deposited as “crap” on an indistinct pavement in Leamington (sorry, Royal) Spa.”

Shit – end of story, well not quite.

Any association between this fairy (or horror) story associated with Mrs C of Leamington Spa and others is entirely at your behest – who the fuck could make up this story?

What big teeth you have…………….

Wilt

Mrs C of course continues to access Regulator Watch and other websites via her “tiny” mobile phone – her eyes must be straining. We hope it hurts, a lot. Whilst most of us were busy with work, seeing Macca in concert, taking the kids to the park or the beach, or otherwise taking in the sun, Mrs C sits in her dark place Googling or Yahoodling , Mrs C was busy doing nothing other than accessing the web and checking out Wilt (and others in her sights) – a very very, very, sad person – she will be…..for sure.

Not long now……

Wilt

We have news that a certain company in Salop, have some news to announce – very significant news it seems, but it is unlikely to emerge until late Tuesday, or Wednesday 30^th June. It seems, things are on the move. Oooooeeeeerrr!

We wish them well, If Wilt predicts correctly, not a lot of luck is needed. It seems to impact also on the former Directors of Happen Fostercare (not the current owners or Directors). It seems their long held combined plans are coming together, Tuesday 29^th June – a day and date to be widely recorded with a wide press release. The earlier hoped for launch on the Tuesday the previous week proved unrealistic in the end.

Keep an eye here for a major progress report which redresses independent social care service provision – hello Eric Pickles. Nice man.

Wilt

Well, Mr & Mrs Wilt (less Salty Dog) took a trip to Cardiff to see Paul McCartney in concert at the Millennium Stadium – and boy was he brilliant. Wilt hopes he is as fit as him at his age – indeed he wishes he was as fit as him now!

Salty Dog, in the care of Ms Wilt this weekend, take notice please!

Several encores later he (Paul) performed non-stop for three hours. And what a nice, unassuming and grounded man – what an artist!

What a venue, and Cardiff is such a great city – the people cannot do enough for you, and so kind. Not only was there Macca but also the Armed Services Day, with HMS Kent, those brave, brave servicemen/women of all forces past and present marching proudly (rightly so) with an armada of helicopters and the Red Arrows flying overhead.

It, seriously, brings a lump to your throat – at least it did mine.

And the weather – just brilliant! Befitting the city, the people, their warmly welcomed guests and the service people who, in many senses, outshone Macca, but only just.

What a birthday present for Mrs Wilt – she is very grateful, thus Wilt can get away with dozens of misdemeanours for months, even with PMT as a factor! Hence no nagging Salty Dog for guiding Wilt astray down the pub. “It aint my fault darling, it’s the dog – Wilt does the same when he farts, but Mrs Wilt has learned to distinguish between those “aromas.”

It is great to see how well Wales has developed – for so long a time (several hundred years) the Celtic Welsh fringe has struggled with little economic prospects but has now flourished (big time)  and continues to prosper – excellent, they deserve it as much as any Irishman, Scotsman (except Gordon Brown) or Cornishman (Welsh by any other DNA).

What a weekend!

Wilt

Tomorrow is the budget – it should be “X rated for local authority and civil servants aged below 55. Aged 55 and above they may escape the worst but below that age several hundred of thousands need to start updating their CVs.

Beyond the “Laws” (another Twat) and his successor initial cuts, this budget will slash government spending (local and central) very succinctly as “we are all in this together.” And that is just a start! Next, the pensions, expenses and especially the service conditions of public servants will be targeted.

And Bob Crow says we will “strike.” OK – even more savings. We just love it.

Wilt has delayed his return home/office by at least a day so that he can listen to Osborne deliver his budget on Tuesday – the accountants and financial advisers will be on line to take instructions on moving, shaking and baking assets and taking otherwise wise actions. That is better done here in north Wales rather than having Mrs Wilt distract me by her shapely focused mind – now you thought I was going o say something else. Shame on you.

Wilt

Our friends at the GSCC are on a quarterly budget – I agree with June Thoburn in this article: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2010/06/21/114757/government-increases-gscc-budget-to-pay-for-conduct-cases.htm that this is a signal to the GSCC that they are about to be downsized, reframed in scope or even abolished. We remain of the view it will be the latter.

Denise Platt (Twat) formerly of the CSCI (Commission for Social Care Inspection) makes a non statement as usual – she always to Wilt looks a little worse for that late night cider that she should have not poured down her gullet. She was of course the Chairman of the CSCI during the Mrs C and Plaskitt “wars” and signed off those cheques to those people they (CSCI) failed – hence her drink problem is understood, especially as she enjoys the same cider as Wilt and Salty Dog.

The GSCC seem to be doing OK of late – they too have got rid of Mrs C and Plaskitt. That must be a major resource saving.

Wilt

The head of Ofsted, Christine Gilbert, has offered to leave early – what does she want, a Scottish Piper? Get on with it woman! See article here: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2010/06/21/114761/ofsted-chief-will-step-down-early-if-helpful-to-government.htm

There is a further blog comment here: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/blogs/childrens-services-blog/2010/06/ofsted-chief-christine-gilbert-given-marching-orders-by-gove.html

We suspect she is waiting for a golden goodbye handshake – if Gove gives her one he needs having his bollocks removed with a blunt knife. If Sharon Shoesmith (ex of Haringey) can be sacked with loss of benefits, so can Gilbert. And that would seem to Wilt to be poetic justice.

Remember, this woman gets paid more than David Cameron. She has fucked up, just get rid of her.

Wilt

Boy, I thought my blog was a bit risky but this one http://nameshamesocialworkers.blogspot.com/2008/08/shame-your-social-worker.html?commentPage=16 takes the biscuit.

Sadly, it is not the only one that promotes the hate of social workers, Guardians, Experts and Judges. Amazingly it is supported by that icon of intellect, justice and Parliamentary stupidity, John Hemming:  http://johnhemming.blogspot.com/

This is the MP that promulgates the outrageous theory that social workers kidnap children to achieve Government adoption targets. There are several other “hate” social worker websites/blogs – you find them yourself. I was not aware of this one http://nameshamesocialworkers.blogspot.com/ which was highlighted by bloggers on community care: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/carespace/forums/abuse-of-baby-snatcher-social-workers-finds-an-7792.aspx#31586 with reference to an article in the Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/mar/24/social-worker-abuse-online

Twat Hemming just does not get it. Fucking idiot – not unlike the former MP Plaskitt.

Wilt

“Watchful” has a particular grasp of the issues going on at the Northern Ireland Social Care Council – here is their special page, made “sticky” to the front of Regulator Watch.

Blast away Watchful………..

Wilt

The Wilt is back in the UK for several weeks albeit with intermittent short trips to more sunny climes on business. Time now to catch up with paperwork (writing up notes/reports) attending to the demands of auntie bookkeeper (she is brilliant) and speaking to the accountants on complex issues of VAT. We have a few more UK based contracts to perform and several others lined up, on top of the overseas stuff.

It was good to be at home for a couple of days before coming up to the very sunny north Wales with Salty dog – Mrs and Ms Wilt are in the interim in London (at some rock concert) and seeing the sights. Next weekend the Wilt’s are off to Cardiff to see the ubiquitous Paul McCartney at the Millennium Stadium – cost a fucking fortune!

Business times are good, for some – the Wilt’s are not exactly suffering yet, albeit things could change as the new Government are, quite rightly, cutting and slashing central and local government budgets – not least Quangoes. Just brilliant!

In my absence “Watchful” has been keeping up the contributions to Regulator Watch and will now be rewarded with his own fixed page – not that s/he will be restricted to that page – most (although not exclusively) of his comments are here: http://regulatorwatch.co.uk/2010/03/an-irish-perspective/

“Watchful” will keep the NISCC (Northern Ireland Social Care Council) http://www.niscc.info/ under review.

Also, whilst away, Wilt has been noting a whole host of other developments and not least since the mad (or evil) woman (Mrs C) was blocked from access – see article here: http://regulatorwatch.co.uk/2010/06/sports-car/

We predicted that she might overcome the block by visiting her local library in Royal Leamington Spa or use the foster kids’ computers/connections – it seems not. Instead she is using a new toy, a mobile phone with internet access on the T-Mobile network. She is as ever “driven” and versatile, or otherwise fucking mad and determined.

The woman appears not to sleep – she is accessing Regulator Watch more than ever and at all kind of weird hours, like just after 01:00 am or 05:49 am, indeed any fucking hour you care to think of. Accessing anything on a screen that small must be painful, driven by desperation. We just love it!

Mrs Complaint has a limited network of friends, rarely leaves her (ex-Council) house or the computers(s) therein. She claims to be a foster parent of asylum seekers but does fuck all – it is Mr C (who looks like he was formerly homeless, we are advised) does that work, and does what he is told.

What would happen if she had to go out to work – you know like real work? It is very probable that she will have to do so, possibly sooner rather than later if the stem on asylum seekers continues and no or very limited State benefits. No doubt Mr C will be sent out to work to keep her in the squalor she is used to.

Meanwhile, others are living off Government compensation because of her antics. Brilliant!

She needs to get a life.

Wilt

ps: our friends from Salop have noticed this activity on their website from Ms C @ 06:14 am! The woman is fucking bonkers. Not so mch as needing to get a life, the Salopians say, she needs o get a job!

Wilt @ 1850 hrs