How else would you describe the activity, apart from mad?

Mrs C is getting a bit frenetic in her activity on Regulator Watch – generally it is increasing rather than decreasing with her average ranging from 3 to 4 times daily. Even Wilt does not visit that often.

What is also evident is the Leamington Spa friend of James Plaskitt MP is that her hours of operation are generally increasing from around a 7:00pm deadline to a 11:00pm deadline on occasions (averaging around 9:45 pm) and early morning visits at, this morning, 6:00am.

Quite what she thinks may have changed between 11:00 pm and 6:00am is a mystery.

Hello, Mrs C? Most people have a life to live and work to do which often means sleeping (with both eyes closed) at night. It is realised she sleeps with one eye open but she needs to get a life. We suggest she try visiting Malta (nicer than Turkey we think) or even booking herself into an obsessive compulsive clinic – Gawd her activity causes me to feel exhausted, Gawd knows how she must feel!

Anyway, back to contemplating the sail to Sicily.

We are missing Salty Dog.

Wilt (from his desk in Malta)

The story of the month so far must be: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8630592.stm

This is not funny, it really is not – the man must be beside himself, apart from limping. What did this guy do in an earlier life to cause this catastrophe to befall him? We all know Hitler only had one Ball but then he also had a brain of a similar size to compensate.

Exactly how much compensation does one get for this complete medical fuck up? No doubt the insurers will be arguing one ball is better than none and that the bloke should be grateful! Wilt is sure he is grateful, yes!

What was however amusing (forgive me) was this quote:

“Sarah Prichard, counsel for the GMC, said the mistake was made as a nurse helping the surgeon turned her back to get a stitch.

When she turned around the testicle had been removed.

Ms Prichard said: “Literally as the nurse turned away to get a transfixion stitch, the incident occurred and the testicle was removed.

“Such was the level of concern they immediately realised it could be a serious medical incident and took steps to complete the relevant documentation.”

That last sentence is rather telling, Wilt thinks – it’s a “oh fucking God” moment that will haunt you forever. And what do they do? Fill in a form!

I am sure that this may have not happened in the sequence suggested by the article by the BBC author but it does suggest medical staff ignored the decapitated testicle, appearing like a half peeled onion sat on the operating table, whilst they filled in some tick boxes on a form – quite what this form may appear like is speculative but equally baffling, as in what is it headed – Oooooops!

I like those Ooooops forms – something akin to a GSCC form titled “Another Fucking Balls Up.”

How exactly did they explain this utter folly to Mr X when he woke up?

“Mr X – the good news is that the surgery was successful……………….”

“The bad news is in the form of a question, which is whether you ever wondered joining a choir or in fact going that bit further in your sex realignment?”

Mr X responds in a high voice: “You fucking utter twat.”

Anyone who finds this report funny should need to go to therapy or church (etc) or indeed simply reflect on life.

Wilt is off to meditate.

Wilt (from his desk in Malta)

Not the races but the Council, again.

Oh look, Doncaster under special measures: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8629342.stm

CC also has a take: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2010/04/19/114325/Doncaster-Council-faces-government-intervention.htm

This is however particularly damming as it identifies major political as well as professional failings, starting with the Mayor. So expect to see some high pay-off pay outs to get rid of a few dorks – what was it Gordon Brown said, “do not reward failure” or something like that? Mind you, after the debacle with Shoesmith the Ministers head must be spinning  - what best to do?

There is one saving grace, it is the Audit Commission this time who put the boot in and who have a little better reputation than Ofsted. However, most organisations have a better reputation than Ofsted – not difficult under its current twat of a leader.

We see File Doctor has returned from their sojourn in Wales http://regulatorwatch.co.uk/2010/03/pissing-into-the-wind/

And how does one pronounce Mrs C in Welsh – Twat? Or possibly “Complaint Mrs!” You see in Welsh the “emphasis” word [Complaint] always precedes a “proper” title, at least in the written word – very complex this Welsh lingo!

The second class rail ticket was intended to afford you the opportunity to meet some MPs whilst on your long journey.

However, it is good to see you home safe.

Did you know sojourn (or more correctly Sojourner) has Masonic connections? In a certain senior degree in masonry Sojourners rediscover the Temple of Solomon and a tablet upon which is inscribed the “true” name of God. Forsake traveller I cannot tell you that name as it is reserved for the high priests and I who discovered it on my sojourn – I will say however it is neither Mrs C nor forbid “Pope.”

Now talking of “Pope” the Holy See is here in Malta at the moment (together with several hundred other Vatican cross dressers) and of course Mr C. We have yet to meet the latter whilst Wilt is avoiding the former as he does not wish to lose his virginity, or indeed associate with a former Hitler Youth member. He is very tearful it seems:  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8628244.stm

I am sure he is a very nice bloke, really. However he needs a new tailor.

Here in the north of the island the diving is good, the sun shines and the food is yummy. The boat (Wilt IV) has done very well on its long journey and the crew were excellent.

Going to Valletta tomorrow and the day after attending a Knight Templar affair to shake a few swords in the Temple.

Keeping up with Regulator Watch and the internet/email in general was difficult en route across the Mediterranean but we do now have a reasonable satellite connection via the Wilt laptop, although it is very sloooooooooow. So slow I can take lunch whilst this post is uploaded – however better than no connection.

As such keeping up is difficult, but we are back soon after dropping off Wilt IV in Sicily and thereafter to be collected for a further sojourn to the French coast a week later. In the interim, submit your posts.

Wilt (from his desk in Malta)

You will probably remember this article by the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8599616.stm

Not the best item of news for Ed (Firkin) Balls, (TWAT) Ofsted or (get me out of here) Haringey Council – good news however for Shoesmith in her battle against the apparent stitch up between her Court Respondents.

Now add this little revelation into the equation, in another BBC report: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8616529.stm

The Care Quality Commission (http://www.cqc.org.uk/) containing remnants of the former CSCI, considered the findings of an experts report irrelevant in terms of findings it found in failures over the death of baby Peter and as such never published in full the clear evidence that health professionals failed very significantly, and to be balanced, failed its own professionals too (e.g. in lack of resources, limited or no training and allowing an inexperienced paediatrician to practice beyond her known competence).

Cover up, stitch up and let us shit on these individuals from a great height comes into Wilt’s mind, lending credibility to the notion of a new concept called “Shoegate” – as in “Watergate.”

It just goes to show, as Michael Portillo frequently (http://www.michaelportillo.co.uk/) observes, these quango inspectorates are all out to protect one interest only – their own.

Is one getting value for money from these twats, you know CQC, Ofsted, GSCC (et al) and, for example, the HMpci – no I never heard of them either but you can find them here: http://www.hmcpsi.gov.uk/? I think the simple answer is no, they are not value for money, any more than they claim to be independent of Ministers and Government.

Now Balls is an exception (a bully boy and of demonic possession i.e. God Gordon the Cyclops) but even he cannot be responsible for actions of the CQC. That comes down to another pathetic Minister, The Right Hon TWAT Andy Burnham (http://www.dh.gov.uk/en/Aboutus/MinistersandDepartmentLeaders/Ministers/Ministersbiography/DH_100325).

Politicians, when convenient, say the work of quangos are independent of Government, whilst when it is also convenient, behind closed doors, they invite their political appointees of these unelected groups to discuss mutual concerns, as in the case of Ed Balls (or his henchmen). It is like something out of a B movie about the World War II fight against dictatorship (i.e. Hitler) – in other words not convincing and the script is oblivious to the intelligence of the watching public. Who do these people think they are fooling – themselves if they think the public are stupid.

Even Dork Plaskitt, in a very limited way and ultimately not to his credit, can drive the Information Commissioner to distraction and force ultimately an attempt, half- hearted, to do his bidding on behalf of Mrs C – not of course that he wants to have undue influence over the likes of the ICO, the former CSCI, police etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc……………………………. (it could go on for a long time and I will stop there, for at least my sanity).

But Plaskitt and Mrs C’s campaign of hate is small (in fact tiny) in comparison to the vitriol dumped on Shoesmith as much bigger issues are at stake – the survival of Balls and quango as they dance the light fantastic of deception, or they think. The same as Mrs C and Plaskitt, but their skills at dancing are limited to the Turkey dance – as in the bird rather than the country, although Mrs C visits the latter.

“Shoegate” is definitely taking hold, as is “MrsCgate.” Just different sides of the same coin, the head side and the arse side it seems. The difference however between heads and tails (arse) is that Shoesmith will win out (heads) and Mrs C and Plaskitt have already lost (tails) – the qualitative difference is Shoesmith has substance to her claims, others simply have no substance, and as far as Plaskitt is concerned, no political seat in Warwick and Leamington Spa in his very marginal position, so marginal he could be regarded as Dune bound – forever lost in the sands.

Balls et al are not going to come out of this very well, indeed it is likely that his bully boy demonic tactic will backfire and he will be well roasted. The man is a simple plonker, but a dangerous plonker because, he thinks, we are fooled. The only fools are Plaskitt and Mrs C.

We foresee Balls, Plaskitt and Mrs C floating off into the sunset, hand in hand and with great affection, (Mrs C please get your hand off James’ bum, it is otherwise reserved)  and burn up like Icarus ascending to the sun, wings not so much clipped as wings incinerated.

Wilt (from his desk in Malta)

It appears Mrs C has engaged yet another unsuspecting fool of a journalist via this time Newsquest (http://www.newsquest.co.uk/) judging by their access to Regulator Watch, the keywords used for their search including “Plaskitt Mrs C” and “Plaskitt Says Mrs C Nuts “ (which she is) and the pages they have accessed.

Mrs C just does not give up does she?

Newsquest are a rather small conglomeration of regional rags (albeit covering a wide area of the UK) with fourth rate journalists incapable of doing homework – in that sense not dissimilar to the Spectator and that tosh published by Ian Hislop, both of whom Mrs C managed to fool.

Of course I could be wrong and perhaps others have put Newquest onto this story. However what is a fact, Mrs C has increased her activity on Regulator Watch to 4 times per day, even on a Sunday! Wonderful! It keeps the Google traffic reports very high up in the listings and means that search engines will always find it.

Brilliant!

In the meantime our friends in Salop have posted a post celebration thank you note to their friends in a West Midlands authority – note Wilt was not invited, nor should  you understand that he is repulsed at the caviar, rare cheese and otherwise very full buffet for the several dozen guests, it is just he is FUCKING PISSED OFF.

As I have always said, you can choose your friends but not your family – suddenly ones family comes into greater profile. They at least would not deny Wilt caviar – would they?

I would need to get to the buffet before Salty Dog – otherwise, like the cider it will get consumed well before Wilt has a look-in!

Wilt (grrr)

A new description for the elderly vote (otherwise grey haired like Wilt) has entered into the common parlance (for those at the GSCC and Mrs C that means a way of speaking) as:

COFFIN DODGERS

It could only happen in Scotland: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/scotland/8610934.stm

Now, Wilt goes to the pub most nights (both from home and second home) and mostly with Salty Dog and he finds most Coffin Dodgers (like himself) bemused at labour and the Liberal Democrats to be talking absolute shit.

Wilt also has a grey haired meeting with former colleagues on a monthly basis – former directors, senior officials (local/central government), a couple of retired CEOs but mostly your salt of the earth burnt out social workers and others (e.g. former Inspectors).

They are now deemed as the official COFFIN DODGERS

I have been looking for a name for this group for ages – thank you, fucking Dork Stuart MaCLennan, for your insightful words.

What a TWAT!

Hello Gordon – wake up!

Wilt

Oooops it seems Stalin has risen from the grave, see the article here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7581916/Social-workers-actions-befitted-Stalins-Russia-says-judge.html

No news from other sources yet but it seems Justice Wall, a favourite of Brick (http://wallofbrick.wordpress.com/) in his article here: http://wallofbrick.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/mlords/ and here http://wallofbrick.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/every-child-matters-not-pt-2/ believes social workers are Stalinist!

Well, it is the Telegraph but nevertheless the use of the term Stalin is rather not slow in making a point!

We wonder if Community Care will pick up on this news.

Wilt

And so Gordon will raise VAT, if he is elected (the first time other than in his constituency). See article here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7581749/Gordon-Brown-refuses-to-rule-out-VAT-rise-in-Labour-manifesto.html He has otherwise bullied his position into power, like ejecting Blair and having tantrums in the office (swoosh – Nokia).

Oh what a surprise, not! The Cyclops from north of the border and lover of public service funding (to huge excess), otherwise known as the Prime Mentalist according to Guido http://order-order.com/, is completely determined to destroy the UK with his yet further budget commitments that are ill affordable.

He wants to put up National Insurance (Tax) that will impact on employees and employers (especially) and add further damage by putting up VAT that will cause consumers to think twice about purchases – triple whammy or what?

No doubt it warms his heart when reading http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8613236.stm about his public servants wanting to take action – however his public servants will be ill served when, whoever comes into power, massive cuts take place. So, protest as much as you like – it is happening and good riddance to many of you.

See further BBC article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8614661.stm

Oh, Community Care eventually get there: http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2010/04/12/114268/struck-off-social-worker-loses-appeal.htm on this case matter. Note they have not reported other significant issues. What exactly are Community Care doing during the day? Wilt remains on the case.

Wilt

Do not get me wrong, I believe people have a right to be defended in Court and be defended competently. I always thought that legal aid was reserved for the poorest in society but it seems I am wrong. See the BBC article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8616261.stm

There is a further argument that defending the indefensible is a waste of money and the cases of these three MPs seem, to me the simple minded Wilt, to fall into that category. It is nevertheless their right  – the fact that 99% of the public think they are thieving  twats is irrelevant. However, legal aid rates for solicitors/advocates is a lot less than most good lawyers would even consider and albeit there should be equality for all under the law, these three MPs might be limited to instructing less than the best, or otherwise will pay top-up fees.

It seems their defence, you may recall, is that they are above the law as Parliamentary Privilege protects them.

Utter bollocks – beam me up Scotty!

Labour seem to defend them, still – see article here: http://order-order.com/2010/04/12/labour-back-morley-and-chaytor/

Further article here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7095572.ece

Wilt