Archive for December, 2009

I was just sent this joke by text (I get numerous ones every day) from a friend, and it seems particularly festive. It goes:

A couple are on holiday in Jerusalem and the man’s wife suddenly dies.

The husband consults the local undertaker who advises that the options are either to ship the cadaver back home at a cost of £5000 or to bury the wife in Jerusalem, at a cost of £1000.

The husband says, ship her home.

But why, the undertaker exclaims, when your beloved can be buried in the most holy place in Christendom?

Well, says the man, I understand a couple of thousand years ago a certain man was buried here and three days later he rose from his grave – quite frankly I cannot take the risk!

OK, I think it is funny!

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 21, 2009

Not are only MPs, BBC executives and the rest squandering and lining their own pockets with taxpayer money, but so are those Lords and Ladies in the Upper House or Other Place, as it is known.

See the BBC article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8424381.stm

I wonder if Wilt will be on the Gong List this year – for services to social care and journalism. Mmmmmm, perhaps not – but you never know. Most people admire his professional work, some admire his journalism but unfortunately the latter does tend to piss off most government agencies – and most if not all associated with social care are regular visitors to regulator watch.

However, they only think they know who Wilt is – so perhaps they will overlook him on that basis and award the Gong to the chap they least suspect. A clue might however be given away when I choose “Lord Wilt of Internet” as the title.

Dream on Wilt. However, if it were I could get a third home and Lord myself around in Ermine and look like a proper Dork. If not (and nothing from Buckingham Palace has yet arrived) I will content myself knowing that the thieving bastards in the House of Lords will soon be a little short of pocket money.

Meanwhile that Pratt Bercow continues to bemoan the decline in the perceptions of the political class in his apartments shared with his drunk slapper wife of years gone by – she that hopes to be elected as a Labour Councillor in Westminster. If she is voted in, I am definitely leaving the Country. Not only is she stupid, she looks stupid – seems the pairing with the Speaker of the House was made in heaven.

See article here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6856285/MPs-expenses-John-Bercow-describes-disastrous-year-for-the-Commons.html

Gawd Bercow looks like a right twat.

What happened to the Mother of Democracy? It’s become a form of prostitution and to make as much personal gain as possible for those who claim to serve the public good.  Sounds like a certain Leamington Spa woman we are aware of, and her queer MP (queer as in “surprising, funny, astonishing, perplexing, odd, curious, unexpected and remarkable” – according to the Microsoft Word online dictionary).  “Odd” and “curious” being particularly operative in his context, eh Mr Plaskitt?

Role on the election! Plaskitt and numerous other MPs (mostly Labour) will be taking up new careers, in the real world (unless of course they join a quango or a local authority). Then what will Mrs C do? Gosh, no one else will listen to her (seriously) – the little girl exclaimed “help” once too often like the shepherd boy just too numerous times he called wolf.

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 21, 2009

The Telegraph regularly publish photographs from around the world as well as sponsoring Photographer of the Year competitions. Here is a sample of today’s photo gallery.

First the latest G&T (in this case Gin & Titanic) accessory – I must get a set of these, and whoever suggestion they are disrespectful to the memory of the Titanic victims needs to get a life. See the pic here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=8

Next up:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=12

Is this woman firkin mad? Bet her nipples got a bit hard, along with the rest of her!

Now I would not call myself either a prude (Gawd forbid) nor insensitive to people’s feelings about their faith but this picture really does rather amuse. See the picture her – serious Christians are advised to avoid looking:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=15

I think it would make a rather nice Xmas card!

And here is the must have mantelpiece icon to remind you that politicians head up the list of those we like to hate (that is not hard to achieve):

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=19

All I want for Xmas are my two front Teeth, comes to mind!

This is my kind of Santa and her elves:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=21

I will sit on their lap any day!

Meanwhile, in the search for Wilt he is captured in a state of undress with Mrs Wilt looking on in admiration – ladies please form an orderly queue, and remember you can touch!

See Wilt here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/6840368/The-week-in-pictures-18-December-2009.html?image=22

We recommend the Telegraph anyway, but it’s regular photo gallery is brilliant. On line version here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 21, 2009

A couple of more GSCC hearings upcoming, see here: http://www.gscc.org.uk/Conduct/Conduct_hearings/Upcoming_hearings/

Interesting stuff and the GSCC do appear to be getting on track with substantive issues.

Albeit in one case the matters go back to 2005 -07 alleged misconduct. Why the delay, again? What is wrong with these people?

However, the other case is 2009 based – a result of a Court conviction.

In both cases, an easy picking for the GSCC again – this is fortunate as they have shit all competence to bring a successful case purely based on their own evidence gathering abilities on misconduct!  If they lose these cases, it will say it all.

Nevertheless, good to see some progress on the GSCC getting to grips with proper case matters.

We await with interest if this apparent progress is real – whilst they remain UNDER SPECIAL MEASURES.

It’s remarkable that a Regulator can be UNDER SPECIAL MEASURES. You could not make it up!

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 20, 2009

Ah, Ed is at it again, the smarmy bastard. See here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8422039.stm

He aint the Parliamentarian he claims to be and the arrogant Twat is always determined to have his way. The “Boy from Brazil” cum “Damien” lookalike gets his own way again. What is it that Yvette Cooper sees in him? Says a lot about her too, it seems to me. What a pair!

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 20, 2009

Well, Mr and Mrs Wilt & Salty Dog have had a few days up in North Wales, and boy was it chilly – however not as chilly as at home 5 hours further east. Woolly hats, gloves and scarves were in order (and that was just Salty dog)! Personally, I also had a hot water bottle.

However at the holiday home with the double glazing and central heating no hot water bottles were needed – on the beach however, the Salty Dog Frisbee needed de-icing, a bit like the Salty Dog itself. Core blimey, it was chilly.

Mrs Wilt said I looked rather silly in my woolly hat – mmmmmmm!

However the complimentary mulled festive wine went down a treat at the pub, but Salty Dog got most of it again – grrrrrr. She slept well that night.

Wilt however got himself a homemade mulled festive scotch (or several) back at the warm little Welsh residence whilst Mrs Wilt had her usual Gordon’s & Tonic.  And lovely pasta with Italian sauce – very tasty too.

So, this is Christmas – not my kind of thing but it does rather allow a few days off work, an excuse to drink lots, eat lots and get together with family and good friends – and the Salty Dog too. Oh and lots of sleeps during the day – what is it once you take a few days off  you just sleep, or as we all say, “I was just resting my eyes” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ahem!

Next visit to North Wales is New Year Eve for several days – hope it is warmer.

New Year resolution will be – Salty Dog will become sober!

Anyway, we now have the rest of the data for the next Mrs C and the GSCC episode and perhaps over Xmas we will complete the next phase of the story – we however hope Mrs C will not worry too much about this – or Ofsted who she is obviously pursuing with vigour to address her weird and sad concerns.

I bet she will be on the Regulator Watch website on every day, including Xmas Eve, Xmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year Eve and New Year day, as well as every other day.

I will be checking later and will update.

Perhaps she will find something new to report to Ofsted, the GSCC, the Information Commissioner, James Plaskitt, the Police and the Milk Marketing Board – indeed any fools still willing to listen to her. Oh, and of course numerous press persons.

However, few of the above care nothing of her toss-pot ramblings; even less have an interest and none have any power over Regulator Watch. So, just wriggle, shake and feel frustrated darling. Twat!

Personally I and Salty Dog will be getting merry – very, especially after that £50,000 cheque for a concluded piece of work arrived. A few more cheques expected soon!

This will go on for months, drip by drip and revelation by revelation from numerous sources – there are yet further very revealing documents to be disclosed. And we are led to believe that a new Mrs C website is about shortly to be published by a friend of Wilt. Ooooooeeerrrrr!

Interesting fun times ahead, we think.

Posted by Wilt on December 20, 2009

Anyway, in recent weeks gone by Regulator Watch has had more than its fair share of visits from Ofsted, the DoH, DSCF and the Police, oh and the GSCC and other Government agencies or quango. Ah well – we do not give a shit. No! Hope they enjoy it.

But then a certain local authority (I have been asked not to identify them) who might go by the abbreviation of SMBC (sorry if that is obvious to some) have been all over the Regulator Watch website like a rash. Any suggested connection (I am asked to say) has nothing to do with Plaskitt or Mrs C.

Just ignore it, says an old friend. In fact he even says “please.”

Well OK – for now.

Meanwhile Wilt remains infamous across virtually every continent and dozens of countries but primarily and obviously mostly in the UK. We thank our regulator contributors and the occasional one off commentators, and our regular observers/readers. These include regular stalkers and our biggest fan from Leamington Spa, now on BT Internet of late.

Wilt (providing a public service)

Posted by Wilt on December 11, 2009

Boy is it busy, and to boot Wilt has had man-flue. Salty dog kept him company rolled up on the sofa along with the laptop and lemsip. Anyway, still got a lot of work done and kept in touch with news – I am leaving comment on the more political stuff to the likes of Guido http://order-order.com/ on his website. He is always a good source of news and insight.

And so children’s services remain in the news, as in:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8402573.stm

where more social services are found wanting and another director bites the dust in Salford: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8403806.stm.

Mind you both of these reports involve Ofsted! Are we convinced? Nope! And neither are various local authority or directors groups.

Meanwhile Mr Darling has published his pre-budget reports and local authorities, social workers and others (in fact none I can find) are impressed, albeit Gordon is believed to have a hand or two in its final draft. And so pay freezes:

http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2009/12/09/113405/unions-angry-over-social-worker-pay-freeze.htm

AND

http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2009/12/09/113402/pay-increases-for-social-workers-to-be-capped-at-1.htm

and major cut backs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/6786855/Pre-Budget-report-No-10-denies-Brown-blocked-Darling-recovery-plan.html

whatever Mr Darling may have said, as expressed by Guido:

http://order-order.com/2009/12/11/investors-flee-fiscal-fiction/ because no one believes Darling, Brown or, generally, the twats in the Labour Party. Wilt is fast moving his finances offshore – indeed possibly like this blog moving abroad with the boat and Salty Dog.

In the mean time, our not respectable MPs have again been lining their pockets on the taxpayer – I must get my tower re-roofed. Trouble is I first need to build a tower.

Sniffling on the settee with laptop and Salty Dog I got the opportunity to watch the Pre-Budget Report and who did I spot looking smug, but Mr Plaskitt. That made me feel comforted that our future was left in his hands, not!

And as if to add insult to injury I also witnessed the same twat posing a question during the opposition debate. That was much more pleasant as the opposition spokesman utterly demolished Plaskitt and all he represents. “Why” he pleaded “is Warwickshire  losing so many Fire Stations?” The reply, from the opposition said “ It is because your Government under its inspection regime found that necessary.” Oh OK was written all over his face and, as usual looked like a total twat. That was far better than the lemsip!

Wilt (still recovering)

Posted by Wilt on December 11, 2009

The Salty Dog has not been well – definitely too much beer at the weekend, you wicked beasty! As such a visit to the vets and a load of further dosh from a poor social care worker – plunders savings and investments, sells second home and sinks the boat for insurance purposes. Well, not really. Vets are expensive but not worth selling your assets even for the wee beasty.

What am I to do with this alcoholic dog?

It is very odd (but then not) I think that dogs get far more favourable terms than a spouse, whether that spouse is female or male, Salty or otherwise dogs just have this ability to curl up next to you, lick your nose (yuck, splutter) and look so much in need of love and protection. So innocent but yet crafty enough to eat the cat food (and anything else that takes their fancy) and still give the impression of being starved of food, good exercise (mostly mine) and affection.

Yes, I know Salty Dog is taking me for a ride, and yes she exploits me and indeed thinks I am an idiot – which I probably am. But I really hope she understands that there is actually, regrettably, more to life than simple cuddles, kisses, playing games and close reciprocal and mutual affection – oh and getting drunk!

Regrettably outside of those “idyllic”  and hoped of everlasting life of childhood dreams are the devils of reality and the sheer evil of some and the tirades or obsessions of others – although none are mutually exclusive and can be combined easily within one character – take Hitler for example.

But there are some still living that have some of or all of those characteristics and Wilt has come across one or two, as have others. Stalkers are a good example. Yes for some it’s an illness and for others it is just sheer evilness, or at least some think that. It’s an interesting debate. Was the Yorkshire ripper ill or evil? I suppose if you think in religious terms, everyone can be redeemed, and we are all sinners, or so0me think. But then Wilt will not lob that first stone (read your bible if youare confused).

I aint so certain anymore – that comes with age when life’s experience and you become more circumspect or cynical, wiser, or otherwise grumpy old men and women – I just love that TV series. It’s like looking into a mirror.

Anyway, Obama has got his prize on the back of his position statement that evil does exist, and I must say he has my vote. It seems he is the most unpopular US President since records began as a mid-term President. It seems then that he must be doing something right – like reforming medical insurance.

We like him, and yes evil does exist as he asserts. And he aint yet met some of the people and co-conspirers know. Mind you, Plaskitt and co may have written to him, they normally write to most people.

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 11, 2009

Quite obviously the GSCC do not learn the errors of their ways. Yet again they make a complete fuck up and cause immense distress to a perfectly competent social worker – the latter are in rather short supply so you would reasonably think the GSCC would be extra cautious, but no they had to get their free lunch sorted and get home in time to watch eastenders.

Utter twats.

This is the case of Sonia West. You can see the sad details of her appeal to the Care Standards Tribunal here:

http://www.carestandardstribunal.gov.uk/Public/View.aspx?ID=1052

And you know, I was beginning to think all this bad news was behind the GSCC and they were to move on to greater things. No such firkin luck, but nothing surprises Wilt about those fucking fools.

The Appeal was upheld and again the GSCC are shown up as complete idiots. Here are some quotes:

“The Applicant gave six reasons in her appeal form. Namely

“(a) the decision to suspend me was disproportionate.

(b) the GSCC did not demonstrate grounds for making a suspension             order.

(c ) I was denied a fair hearing.

(d) the interim order hearing did not follow the rules.

(e) the committee’s justification of their decision was unreasonable.

(f) the committee did not follow the legal assessor’s advice.”

The CST adjudication notes:

“Miss Miszchzanyn was the advocate for the Applicant at the Respondent’s hearing and represented the Applicant before the tribunal. She explained that because of the short period of time between the notification of the hearing and the hearing taking place she attended on the day with her submission and supporting documents to hand in to the committee. These amounted to 32 pages. She handed in the copies when she arrived. She was told before the hearing that the committee would not accept the submission of these documents. She said that in all her experience of appearing at Interim Suspension hearings this was the first time that her submissions and documents had not been accepted by the committee.”

In short she was completely gobsmacked at the utter contempt of the GSCC.

“The parties had assembled at one o’clock. When Miss Miszchzanyn was told that her submissions would not be accepted she then endeavoured to try re-order and re-write what she was going to say to the committee. She said that at approximately two o’clock the clerk to the committee indicated the council’s impatience. Miss Miszchzanyn said she had a sense of being very rushed out of the waiting room and into the hearing. She felt that the panel made it quite clear that the conduct hearing should proceed without any further delay. The Applicant had previously requested an adjournment which had been refused so she did not consider that it was worthwhile to make a further application for an adjournment.”

Even further gobsmacked……..

“At the beginning of the hearing the committee stated through its chairman that “ the committee has considered this late submission (ie the documents from the Applicant) and does not feel that it would actually assist us in our function today, which is to decide whether or not an ISO is necessary for the protection of the members of the public or otherwise in the public interest or indeed in the registrant’s interest. …. I would remind you that this is not a conduct hearing. We are not looking to make any findings of fact. We are merely here to balance the risk of the allegations and the nature of the allegations against protection of the public other public interest and the registrant is interest. We need to restrict our arguments to that endeavour.

`           The Applicant considered that the Respondent’s committee were  pre- judging the Applicant in that they only looked at the employer’s opinion based on the evidence of two letters. In her view the committee did not have any independent factual evidence from the employer to corroborate its findings. She had brought evidence surrounding the issues and was not allowed to submit it. She drew our attention to the fact that she had referred to the submissions and additional evidence on three occasions to the Committee. On this ground it was Miss Miszchzanyn’s submission that the Applicant had not had a fair hearing.”

Prejudging – us the GSCC? What a thought and no you cannot submit evidence – we

are here to fuck up social workers. What has evidence to do with anything?

“The burden of proof in such a hearing is on the Respondent to show why the Applicant should be subject to an interim suspension order. The Applicant submitted that some of the questions by the Respondents committee implied that they were asking her for her reasons why she should not be suspended and therefore placing the burden of proof on her.”

Go on Mrs, your guilty and prove to us otherwise.

The CST concludes, simply and succinctly:

“As noted above we are allowing the appeal on the grounds that the hearing by the Preliminary Proceedings Committee was not fair.”

“Not fair.” Now where have I heard that before?

Now, Wilt is getting on in years and is a bit dim of mind but he seems to recall that

the GSCC have hitherto been warned about unfair hearings and procedures they

adopt on NUMEROUS occasions, or have I imagined that? When will they get it

right, or even get it? Am I wrong to claim these people as complete idiots?

The GSCC are total and utter Dorks of the first order – how do they sleep at night?

Dear God, is it possible please that I only imagine the GSCC exist as it is giving me

complete firkin nightmares regarding what other complete failures they make which

impact on the social care sector, and oh can you arrange for me to win the lottery

tomorrow, please?

Thank you kindly,

Wilt

Posted by Wilt on December 4, 2009