Royal Wilt……….
28-11-09
So Mr Ferkin Balls has a human side/? We suspect not. He still looks like an evil bastard and has a few serious questions to answer from the Sharon Shoesmith lawyers, as do Ofsted.
It seems he wants us to become Royal social workers as in Royal College of Social Work (or some such name). BBC article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8383920.stm
So Wilt is off to visit Mrs Smith: ‘Hello Mrs Smith, I am Wilt.’
Mrs Smith: ‘Fuck off.’
Wilt: ‘Now look here Mrs Smith Ed Balls is a friend of social workers and I am Royal.’
Mrs Smith: ‘Fuck off.’
Wilt: (thinking he would like to say something similar) ‘I repeat I am Royal, you cannot say that to me.’
Mrs Smith: ‘Go fuck yourself.’
Wilt: ‘ah, progress. Could I talk to you about little David?’
Mrs Smith: ‘Who the fuck is Ed Balls?’
Wilt (crossing fingers and gritting teeth) ‘Oh he is a nice man at Parliament in charge of children, schools and families.’
Mrs Smith: What the fuck would he know?’
Wilt: ‘Oh an awful lot really, and he really cares’ (Wilt keeps his fingers crossed).
Mrs Smith: ‘Fuck off.’
Wilt: ‘Is there any possibility we could talk about David?’
Mrs Smith: ‘Who the fuck are you?’
Wilt: ‘I am Wilt.’
Mrs Smith: ‘Fuck off.’
Anyway this goes on for several hours – does being Royal make a bit of difference. Um, no!
Here are some further articles:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/27/ed-balls-future-social-workers
AND
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/nov/27/ed-balls-social-work-reforms
We do need to have a College incorporating the functions of the GSCC and Scie – do we need to be Royal? This is just simply Balls trying to buy back votes from an ever sceptical profession who think Labour give a shit about social work. They do not and are fucking incompetent. Ferkin Balls of course thinks he is fooling us and besides I thought Royalty tended to ‘gift’ their names to a cause, by invitation. Not because Ed Balls thinks it is a good idea.
Which Royal will give their name to social work? No doubt someone we have never heard of and has no fucking interest whatsoever – a bit like Balls.
Well, it is election time – lots of mad ideas get postulated. This must rate as one of the most bizarre.
A final message from Mrs Smith:
Mrs Smith: ‘Tell Ed Balls to stop exploiting David cos otherwise I will cut off those items by which he is known, spherical and in the plural.’
Wilt: Sorry?
Mrs Smith: ‘Fuck off.’
I am really looking forward to retirement.
Wilt (from Wales)