Wiltomatic……
19-10-09
So, what does Calleja know about Wilt – fuck all in fact.
He is not registered with the GSCC but he is a qualified social worker but does not use that title. He has a holiday home in Wales, has a salty dog and several children, one of whom is at Oxbridge – very fitting as Wilt is an Oxbridge graduate. He drinks G&T when forced but prefers Cider.
Wilt lives in the country, somewhere, in a large house with a huge fish pond full of fish and because of this and his long travels to contractors drives a Range Rover Sport – it’s the 4 litre version and very nice too in black with dark windows. It can get very snow bound here. We need wheels to get about. I use the MG to drive into town – much easier to park and gets less attention from the eco-warriors.
Wilt is a company director, together with Mrs Wilt and employs no one – shiver me timbers mates, what a prospect. That reminds me, Wilt also owns a boat – a rather large boat in fact. Ahoy me fellow potential drowning friends, we salute you. Another G&T Jeremy, mate?
Tall, dark and handsome he cuts a mark in the crowd – well OK, short, stocky (overweight) and kind of blonde (especially after the holiday in Florida). Next time I plan to sail to Florida rather than fly!
Honest. That way I can relieve a few pounds in weight -mostly throwing up over the side.
Wilt does know Tony of Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx – we met at Oxbridge on some sporting outing or other many, many years ago – Wilt was superior in his athletics and beat the shit out of Xxxxxx pathetic efforts. He now runs a small business at www.xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk and is very highly regarded, despite the efforts of Calleja to destroy him. He is a rather nice fellow – indeed we love him.
As regards that other Tony fellow (‘P’ something that sounds Italian which I cannot pronounce even given my Latin training) is unknown to Tony Xxxxxxxxx or Wilt. Wilt however has now discovered that Eddie Xxxxxxx is a friend of Tony Xxxxxxx. Not yet met Eddie but he is a strong, competent and good fellow according to TW. Perhaps they will join me on my sea voyage to the Gulf coast – what, Tony do you mean “over your dead body? “
Do you not trust me – “no” he says “since the time 29 years ago you attempted to fix the plumbing in my flat, sawed through the gas pipe and blew up my kitchen! “ Oh come on Tony, it weren’t that bad mate – I did try to help. “Yes, Wilt you did – can I now get back to work?”
Some people have no regard to best efforts. I do my best, but I am better without a saw, and I get sea sick.
So, who is Wilt? Keep guessing Elizabeth Calleja – you will never get it, Elizabeth. And you thought you were surfing Regulator Watch without being noticed? You utter Pratt of the first order – who do you think tutored www.xxxxxxxxxxxx.co.uk in monitoring you?
Wilt hates the bully and stalker – be advised and beware whoever you are.
Wilt (exhausted from a long journey home)